Showing posts with label Middlesex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Middlesex. Show all posts

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Your team sucks, so there!

As I write this, Surrey are staring down the barrel of "if we don't sort our batting out, we're looking at relegation". Out of 8 first-class matches this year, we have only won one - the first of the season, in fact, when it was so incredibly cold I'm surprised the fielders weren't wearing parkas and mittens. Of the remaining seven games, we have lost three, drawn three and had one abandoned due to the rain not even stopping long enough to have the toss. As Sod's Law would have it, we may well have been able to win that game, looking at how Durham have been struggling this season.

I touched on one of the losses a while back and I said then that Middlesex didn't win that game, Surrey lost it. My opinion on that hasn't changed. Surrey are suffering what England did during the winter. They have a lot of talented individuals and a huge amount of potential but they are not putting those things together into a working team unit. They still do not have a batting order which makes them happy - or which scores runs. They have failed to get a decent total in any first innings so far, so even when the batting does come together it's not gaining any points. And, though I hate to say it, we were lucky with a couple of the draws. There were times when winning them was in our grasp, but there were also times when a loss looked pretty possible too. I'd say we're about even in the "what could have been" stakes, to be honest.

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Pitch Bitching

Reasons we did not win a cricket match:
  • It's the start of the season, we're out of practice.
  • The pitch was rubbish.
  • It's the end of the season, we're tired.
  • OMFG, left-arm spin!!!
  • The pitch was rubbish.
  • Sudden appearance of much-hyped Mystery Ball.
  • Star player is injured / resting / at IPL.
  • The pitch was rubbish.
  • Trott's fault (TM).
  • We lost the toss.
  • It was too hot / cold / windy / rainy.
  • The pitch was rubbish.

Is it a peculiarly English thing to blame the state of the pitch for the game not going your way? Or is it something that I notice more as coming from English sides because I tend to read more about cricket from my own country? Either way, it is something that I've noticed a lot.